Friday Cat Blog
Bandit, starring in: A Cat's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
More pet humor
Let's go see what other pets are doing ...
Friday Ark
Carnival of the Cats, this week at Quite Early One Morning
3 Comments:
If Santa here is truly "life size" :) then he must be completely frightened of the MONSTER kitty.
It's very unusual to see Santa standing. Bandit rubs against him until he falls down.
Carnival of Cats #90 is up at Quite Early One Morning, featuring some of my favorites, including Mind of Mog, Melange, I-Pets, Caturday, StrangeRanger, and Music & Cats. Of course, I like my entry: Dogs vs Cats at Bloggin' Outloud. Thanks for your fun poem. Lyn
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